suojure:

malijuanastyles:

i was sitting in the bathroom today when like 5 girls walked in and i stopped pooping right away cause i didn’t want them to hear me but then i thought why is taking a shit so bastardized today like why cant i poop in peace in the privacy of my own stall without caring if people listen to the flop flop plop plop sploosh sploosh like damn just sing along to the ploop blop and enjoy symphony no. 9 a la my asshole

my life right now is just dance, 1940s history, & zombies and let me tell you what its a beautiful time

vriksaserket:

someone called me fat today at school because i was eating chips in math class so i looked at them, then to my bag of chips, then poured the rest of the bag inside my mouth and without breaking eye contact, pulled out another bag from my backpack and kept eating

mistressofspace:

the best moment in literary history

demented-sheep:

so what if nepeta grew up

Idc what you say it is my ultimate headcanon that Tito from Rocket Power represents the sate of Hawaii in Hetalia

derse-dicks:

derse-dicks:

hello hello introducing my new cosplay of tumblr user pizza

i tried doing a mini photoshoot for a photoset BUT MY DAD WALKED IN ON ME WHEN I GOT A PICTURE AND

THE SIGH HE GAVE WHEN HE CAME IN

I HAVE FAILED YOU FATHER

dellovan:

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